Thursday, June 3, 2010

New To DVD: Wolfman

Our newest installment of New To DVD is Wolfman, the remake of an American cult classic horror movie starring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Emily Blunt. I don’t know if this is out already or if it comes out this Tuesday, but it really doesn’t matter because you really don’t want to see it. This had the potential to be a really stunning remake and the previews deserve an Emmy for making it look that way.

The acting was mediocre at best, there was an insulting lack of a storyline, and the special effects (save for a couple transformation scenes) make the original Clash Of The Titans look like Avatar. Del Toro honestly looked like he was wearing the Chewbaca mask from Step Brothers, and no not the movie quality one.

Our review? Chad fell asleep, Gina was web browsing on her phone, and I suffered excruciating pain lasting through the end so that I was able to plead you not to waste your time with this film.

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